funny and sad

September 24, 2005; 12:58

Somebody asked one of my professors for how long he's been married. 15 years, he said. And proceeded to tell the following story about a conversation he and his wife had earlier this past week:

Professor's wife: Wow, I think I just had a deja-vu. I felt like we both have been in this very same situation before.

Professor: Honey, it's 8 o'clock in the morning and you're asking me to get out of the bathroom. It's not deja-vu. It's called REPETITION.

Funny and sad.