Boob explosion

So, I was at a bar tonight to celebrate a dissertation defense. Yay. Plenty of good music, cheap alcohol and weird conversations (including a guy crying because he thought he was a bad husband: a whole different story). What I do want to mention, though, is the size of the waitresses' boobs. I mean, MAN!!! Seriously, I did my very best not to stare but I simply could not help myself. They were so obviously on display...I didn't know what I was supposed to do. Boob-explosion!!! And I know that it is totally un-feminist of me to be even thinking about this...But I am just so shaken by the whole experience. I can't even think about anything else right now. A whole bunch of guys must be going totally blind as we speak. Ah!