And of course...I feel bad

Damn birds start singing at fucking 4 o'clock in the morning. And, of course, I feel bad saying that because they sound all beautiful and stuff...

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A couple of weeks ago I am in a taxi and this car just stops in the middle of street right in front of us. The passenger next to the driver takes a while to open their door and after that takes even longer to get out. My cab driver gets really pissed. Starts cursing. "That's so rude! Can't believe that person is taking so fucking long!!!" As he says that, this reeeeeally cute OLD man slowly steps out of the car. And my driver goes, "Ooooh, guhreat! It's a cute OLD guy. Now I feel like a asshole!"

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Yesterday I see these kids putting some ugly-ass "Welcome to Penn State" sign up over this gate. And I'm thinking...yeah, great, like we need yet another reminder that we are at Penn State...Today I walk past the same sign. Which apparently had not been completed yesterday. Today, in addition to "Welcome to Penn State" it says "Bring your sons and daughters to work day". University employees had been encouraged to bring their kids to work. Aaaawwww. I know. And the ugly sign that made me gag was supposed to welcome them. Guess who feels like an asshole now.