Fetishists of the world...

The other night at the bar I noticed this old guy because of the t-shirt he was wearing. It was your regular black fruit-of-the-loom piece...but there was an interesting line on the back saying: Jesus is coming. Look busy. Ha!

My attention was drawn to him for a second time later that night as I noticed he was walking around the bar carrying a huge stuffed whale and making people kiss it.

I saw him again this afternoon. He was sitting in front Webster's, the freakshow coffeeshop in town, with a cute white puppy on his lap. I did the obligatory double-take...it was a really really cute dog after all. And then I noticed it wasn't really a dog. Or, rather, it wasn't a REAL dog. It was a plush dog-toy.

Hmmm.