Drunk jokes

Just got back home from the bar. Here are some of the jokes I heard AND remember.

1:
Q: What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An airbag.

2:
Patient: Doctor, I have 5 penises.
Doctor: Wow! How do your pants fit you?!
Patient: Like a glove!

3:
It is the year 2056 and for the first time almost the entire class of the University of Alabama is about to graduate. Only one guy will not be able to because he failed one class. At the graduation ceremony, the entire class of 2056 starts chanting, Give him another change, give him another chance. So, the president says, ok. I'll ask you one question and if you get it right, we'll allow you to graduate. Tell me what is 2+3? The guy thinks for a minute, chewing on his lip and finally answers, '7'. The entire class of 2056 starts chanting, Give him another chance, give him another chance. The president says, o.k. Tell me what is 2+3? The guy thinks for a while and finally mutters, '5.' The entire graduating class of the University of Alabama starts chanting, Give him another chance, give him another chance.

That's all for tonight folks. Time to go pass out.