Strictly business

Some of my friends worry that the company I work for is ‘too corporate’. To prove them wrong, I’m including a short list of things I learned from colleagues today:

- To avoid under-wire pain, buy bras with small frames and big cups. Not only does this take care of the constant poking but also creates a favorable optical illusion. Ahem. Yeah.
- Playing the clarinet or the saxophone for a relatively short period of time leads to strange alterations in your vocal organs. As a result, if you open your mouth and tap the side of your neck, you produce the coolest sounds which resemble the sounds of opening champagne bottles.
- It is NOT ok to tell a client that they have no idea what the hell they are talking about.
- You’re not supposed to play ping-pong with your hand in your pocket. That, however, does not mean that you can’t do it.
- There is no such thing as too much sushi.


You see, it’s corporate alright.