Life...in a sentence

A website called OneSentence, telling true stories in just one sentence, has been making me smile for the last two days. Here are some of my favorites:

- The last night of camp, when the counselor announced "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands," no one clapped, but one kid did flip him off.

- Unless she could come up with another five dollars and some odd cents within two weeks, Whiskers had to deal the fact that I'd accidentally purchased dog food.

- I thought the anti-depressants were working until I came back to work.

- I knew it would be a bad day when the bagel place told me they would have to fill the rest of my coffee cup with decaf.

- Asking a software engineer to fix your computer is like asking an historian what he did last night.

- I held my father's hand as he died in that hospital room and realized I'd never held his hand before that moment.

- I worry he's just waiting for the last Harry Potter book to come out before he kills himself.

- I was out of prison for nearly a week before I stopped waiting for other people to open doors for me.

- I thought I'd love being a stay at home mom until I realized that I would always be in the house with a kid.

- I slept with your pillow every night while you were gone because it smelled like you, but now... it smells like me

Go, go! See it! And then come back and report what you found!