True story.

Kyle’s mom Mary and her husband Tom went to Italy on vacation. They stayed at a restored Medici palace, which, believe it or not, is still in the hands of the grand-grand-grand children of the Medici Royal Family. Kyle’s mom was filled with awe. She loved the place but also felt extremely nervous to be in the presence of all those royal people who still lived/worked at the palace. One morning, right before breakfast, she runs into a Medici woman. Mary’s thunderstruck. She tries to get it all together, thinking, Oh my god! What do I say to her?! Bonna serra?! Bon giorno?!...?!?!!

So she stops for a second, looks up at the woman and says: Guurrrrrr!!!

Then turns around and runs away.