On a quest

When we walked into Flannagan's tonight, the blonde waitress got a huge grin on her face. She seated us and asked if we would want to get something to drink. I asked if we could have two Bloody Mary's please. Yes, she said, and this time we'll put some vodka in them too.

See, the first time we tried to get Bloody Mary's at Flannagan's, it was Election Day and they were not allowed to serve alcohol so we drank Virgin Bloody Mary's. The second time we tried to get Bloody Mary's at Flannagan's we drank Virgin Bloody Mary's AGAIN.

It was the second round of the election.