At the UPS store

Man: So, did you watch a little bit of news today?
Boy: Eeerrrr. No. Why? Was I on it?
Man: No! John McCain picked a WOMAN to be his vice-president.
Boy: Oh... (no enthusiasm nor surprise in his voice whatsoever)... I don't really follow the news. I work. I don't have the time.
Man: She is VERY conservative.
Boy: Aaah...
Man: Which is GOOD!!!